I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Fred Allen
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  1. He is beauty, inside and out. He is the silver lining in a world of darkness. He is my light. - Marie Lu
  2. Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson
  3. A thirst for water may be an oasis in your day. - Anthony T.Hincks
  4. Your smile is what gets me through the day and my dreams of you are what gets me through the night. - Anthony T. Hincks
  5. It never failed to amaze me how the most ordinary day could be catapulted into the extraordinary in the blink of an eye. - Jodi Picoult
More Quotes By Fred Allen
  1. California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange.
  2. All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.
  3. A group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done
  4. It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.
  5. Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.
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